Host, writer, purveyor of spooky transmissions
Narrator. Archivist of the uncanny. Probably not cursed.
Luna was never what you’d call normal. She’s always had a talent for attracting the weird—and making it feel welcome. These days, she spends her nights untangling haunted inboxes, glitchy transmissions, and stories that knock twice before crawling in.
She doesn’t scare easy. She’s befriended her haunted mirror, chats with her black cat about spectral ethics, and once politely declined an exorcism invitation.
If you’ve experienced something strange, unexplainable, or mildly possessed—Luna wants to hear about it.
She’s already listening.
Paranormal Communications Liaison, Executive Producer of the Static
Podcast Cat. Audio Critic. Supernatural Consultant. Once stared at a mirror for 47 minutes. Nothing was there. Allegedly.
Likes: vintage microphones, walking dramatically through cold spots, and standing on the keyboard during critical edits.
Dislikes: closed doors and being ignored when he’s clearly spotted something in the corner.
You might hear him meow in an episode. That’s not background noise. That’s a Salem cameo.
He’s not just part of the team.
He is the team.
(He told us to write that.)